Nerd enrollment just shot up at Queen's University in Belfast now that you can go to college AND keep up with your training in the force. Up until now, the two have been mutually exclusive and therefore quite time consuming. But now with "Feel the Force: How to Train in the Jedi Way" on your course list, you'll be force-choking that douchebag frat guy in no time.

Well, not really, but you will learn some of the science behind The Force, such as real psychological techniques behind the infamous Jedi mind trick. Also to be examined are "balance, destiny, dualism, fatherhood and fascism," all core principles in the Star Wars universe.

Really, that's it? I wanted like a unit on Rancor slaying, or step-by-step instruction on how to assemble an X-wing out of scrap metal. The final exam should be that you have to defeat your teacher in a lightsaber dual, and then if you do he can say, "now the student has become the master" and then you get an A.