Ever heard of Dimitri the Lover? No? How about James Sears, the disgraced Toronto doctor whose medical license was revoked for sexual misconduct? Still nothing?

Well, guess what – they’re one and the same.

Sixteen years ago, James Sears was a well-off doctor in Toronto. Today, he’s Dimitri the Lover, a self-certified sex guru who runs a workshop to help men pick up women.

If this audio clip – taken from a woman named Olga’s voice mail – is any indication of his methods, however, James may need to find yet another career, because his holier-than-thou attitude isn’t going to get him very far.

It’s damned funny, though. So, maybe, a career in comedy is in order.