Ok, not “researching;” “researched,” but close enough. At one point in time, UNC did a study that concluded people on the high and low ends of the intelligence spectrum are less likely to engage in the hibbity jibbity. The reasons for smart people being less inclined to bone have been speculated by various sources, and with varying degrees of plausibility (most recently by this blogger), but no one seems to care why dumb people turn up their noses at sex.

Maybe this is because it’s easy to say smart people are too cerebral or geeky or self-conscious to allow themselves to get too horny, but there is absolutely no intuitive reason why dumb people should similarly restrain themselves. If any of you come up with something, let a brother know. It is starting to bother me.

In the meantime, though, here is some solace for the fellas (ladies: ignore the bit about the ratio and it works for you as well). This means that your rejection letter from Harvard all those years or a couple of months ago and your subsequent enrollment in this only moderately elitist institution, whose student body is composed of nearly 70 percent women, carried with it the promise of a profusion of poontang.

P.S. Guess what college is being represented above.