Who are you going to vote for: Obama or Giuliani? 

This sort of question often leads to a frustratingly lengthy discussion on boring stuff like "the national economy" and "civil liberties."  Ew. 

I think it's much simpler to merely look at these candidates' respective fanbases, for surely they are representative of the men they so adore.  So the real question is, who is hotter???

Obama Girl

or

Giuliani Girl

Hmmmmmmmmmmm?????

We may also want to analyze their pillow fighting.