Bam Bam might not need any work done on his smooth 47-year-old face, but there are some not so lucky, namely, John McCain, who looks like he’s been detained for a few years as a POW in Vietnam—oh wait, he has.

Recently his face was looking a lot more like the plains than the Rocky Mountains, though, which led to some speculation. An article published in the LA Times blog by Elizabeth Snead reports:

According to a UCLA dermatologist who treats celebrities, "John McCain now looks like he's had a lot of Botox to paralyze his frown and worry lines on his forehead. I'd also say that he's had some laser treatments to lessen the broken capillaries and diminish age spots."

I'm willing to bet that McCain may not even know he's had Botox. My theory is that his freeze-dried wife, Cindy McCain, has been secretly sedating poor John for years and injecting him with her very own forehead-muscle paralyzing Botox stash. She looks like the kinda gal who might do just that.
What do you think? Has McCain had some 'help" with his appearance? And does it matter?

Well no, not really. Why, however, is Snead attacking Cindy McCain? Sure the woman looks a bit like a velociraptor with a blond wig, but that doesn’t mean that she’s conspiring to Botox her husband against his will.