The Documentary Of A Lifetime Or Just An Excuse To Listen To "I Am The Walrus" For 30 Days.

 High Times' 2006 Stoner of the Year, Doug Benson, has done the unthinkable, he has smoked pot for 30 days straight and filmed it. Most stoners are happy with just being able to microwave a hot pocket and throw Superbad into the DVD player before passing out, but now that the bar has been raised, life for pot heads will never be the same. Words like self-control, initiative, and ambition are no longer irrelevant to stoners, just fat people and Buckeyes.

Beyond just proving that it is in fact possible to smoke a blunt and hold a camera before succumbing to a nap, Benson showed how little smoking weed affected him. Unlike his predecessor, Morgan Spurlock in Super Size Me, Benson's physical and mental health were unaffected and his SAT score actually improved a little. Who knew that McGridles had the power to f*ck you up more than a joint? I always knew there was something wrong about syrup-soaked biscuits.

Next time roll a fatty instead of rollin' through a McDonalds, its just healthier.