Since "A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila" was the most entertaining fake reality dating show in recent memory, I decided to tune into it's quasi sequel, "That's Amore" which stars "Tequila" reject Domenico, a tiny Italian looking for a whorish American girl to fulfill his fantasies, oh I mean find "amore." Among the competitors I found two that stood out. One is named Missy and is from Dearborn (her bio says, "just because she's from Michigan doesn't mean she's tame!"), but the other is Rebecca, who claims to be a student who is "the life of the party" in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

Does this mean that she goes here? Or is she a student at our shady neighbor, EMU? I don't know, you tell me. The cast bios on the site are incredibly short and insipid, so if anyone knows who this is, do elaborate. And I want to know what sorority she's in, obviously. She kicked off the sluttiness during the episode as she had a very uncomfortable looking Domenico feel her boobs to prove they were real. I mean, I know that's the what I do when I meet a girl for the first time, but they do realize that this is televised right?

Anyways, it looked like Rebecca was about to get eliminated (and subsequently spent the last five minutes of the show bawling her eyes out), but she snagged the last spot right before a blonde barbie looking girl started physically abusing an emo girl. Because it's not an MTV dating show unless someone ends up in the hospital.

Yeah let me know if you know this chick's story, but otherwise, stay away from what could be the dumbest show on MTV. And that's saying something.