Like many impending graduates, I am spending my last few weeks of college alternatively drinking and looking for jobs. And like many, I realize that I am underqualified for anything I want to do and overqualified for anything my parents think I'm good at (namely, alphabetizing.)

Thus, instead of looking for gainful employment for myself, I will now begin looking for gainful employment for you, dear readers. Start here:

Title: Dog Blogger
Location: Anywhere, USA
Description Highlights: "Dogster.com—the most vibrant, passion-centric, pet-centered community on the web—announces an opening for an exceptional blogger to join our team." The skill set and responsibilities are all pretty standard, as they are looking for a talented, hard-working writer with promise "And of Course…An understanding of the deep bond between pets and humans."

No health benefits though.

(Note: You probably have to register to see the full post, but you might as well. Then maybe you can get a real job if being a dog blogger doesn't suit you.)