Gossip fairy says that our favorite kinda-alum, Jessica Biel, is getting married to Justin Timberlake. Now for the most part, who gives a sh*t (hell, after spending a semester on the other side of the earth, I had no idea they were dating). However, this news comes at an extremely encouraging time as the Class of 2008 now looks for jobs - I mean, if Jessica Biel gets to drop out of Tufts and marry Justin, then our degrees TOTALLY guarantee something, right? Right?