This is in your future, Angie.

Generally, emails sent to the any dorm listserv are begging people to attend an event or asking whether someone has a tool of some sort. But a recent email to the CRC listserv went above and beyond the normal requests:

Subject: "so anyways..."
From: Some girl named Angie, presumably a freshman

Hey Ya'll,
Because of last night, and any unfortunate actions on my part, I'm going to take advantage of the listserv and put out a little disclaimer...

A. Yea, sorry for any belligerent "drunk girl loud talking" but really, anything I did/said last night
B. I think I'm excused from it, being the anniversary of my birth
C. It will most likely continue tonight
D. is for Doug

Love always, and sorry again in advance,
Angie

Poor, innocent Angie. At the very least, you must be aware that your CA's are on the listserv? The CA's that can quickly and quietly write you up for being loud, particularly while underage drinking? Perhaps outwardly stating that your obnoxious and illegal activities will be continuing in a matter of hours was not your smartest move.

Someone please tell me that this girl got in trouble. It seems like such a slam dunk.