This quarter a student has been spotted toting her miniature dog around campus, Paris style. When in class, the student unapologetically explains to the dumbfounded professor and to her snickering classmates that her psychiatrist has suggested it as a form of therapy. Just when I thought Northwestern had its decent share of bitches...

I'm going to start telling my Macroeconomics TA that my psychiatrist has suggested taking shots of whiskey during discussion as my form of "therapy."