According to a tip from a reader, Block O members got a little something special in their inbox recently. The email list was hacked by some uber-Christian that spent more time reading the Bible than doing English class assignments. Below are some great little snippets you might enjoy.

"The modern media has shown hell as not being that bad but this is just nottrue. Hell is a place of fire that does not consume, a place of darkness, and aplace separated from God."

Obviously Hell is the first topic in every 60 Minutes and 20/20. The writer knows first hand that this is nottrue, whatever that means.

"Many believe that you can’t havefun if you are a Christian, let me just say this is completely false. Ask anyChristian, there is plenty of fun to be had without sex, alcohol or drugs."

Jesus seemed to have a lot of fun with wine.

"Ifigure this will just get a delete from most people but I want to invite anyonethat has questions or wants to know more about God to come to the oval in theafternoon this coming Monday - Thursday. There will be people there that canhelp answer your questions and if you can’t make it at that point then come toIndependence Hall on Thursday at 8PMand there will be plenty of people you can talk to."

I will convert ye.