Christmas is only four days away, and if you're anything like us you haven't even thought about what gifts to buy. Well, if you're having some trouble coming up with ideas for the man in your life, we can help. When it comes to women, we're at a loss. But we know what guys want ... yes, a beer cozy for our 40 oz!

We stumbled across Uncrate the other day, which labels itself as " a web magazine for guys who love stuff." And what guy doesn't love "stuff." Anyway, we've gone through the bulk of the items on their site and here's what we consider the best:

Every guy in college likes to play beer pong. But, if you don't have the woodworking skill of Norm Abrams, you probably end up just taking down a door somewhere and using that. Well, for $125 you can get the Official 8' Beer Pong Table, which folds up to the size of a briefcase when not in use. 125 bucks is pretty steep for a beer pong table, but it's "official," so ....

And if you're going to play beer pong, you need balls. Sure, you can go to Uni-mart and buy a three for a dollar, but those are just plain ping pong balls. What you want are custom beer pong balls, with a logo you create on them. Again, it's pretty pricey at $56 for 25 balls, but you're already spending $125 on a beer pong table ... cheapskate.

Have a guy in your life that thinks he's a gangsta? Walking around parties with a 40 oz looks pretty bad ass, but all that beer just gets warm. Well, how about a 40 oz Cozy? You can get it in either the "bandana" or "royal crowns" pattern, and best of all - it comes with a built in handle. Nothing more gangsta than a handle for your 40!

Do you have a friend who constantly walks around saying to himself, "that guy's such a douche." Well, now he can tell those people how much of a douche they are, in a polite way, with "The Douche Card." These are business cards that say "you are a douche" one one side. And at only $5 for 25 cards, they're perfect for carrying around, handing to the bouncer that kicked you out of the bar on Friday night, and then running like a little girl.

These are just a few of the great gifts that are out there for guys (Flux Capacitor anyone?). Or you could just get a gift certificate to Wawa. Either or.