Hats off to you red shirt wearin' Norris Book Store workers for all your work during the beginning of this fall quarter. Overheard in the Religion section at Norris:

Freshman Girl: Hi, can you help me find a book?
Book Store Worker: Sure, what do you need?
Freshman: I need to get, like, a Bible.
Worker: Alright...
Freshman: It's like for this religion class and we a need, like, a certain one or something
Worker (condescendingly): Well, I think we can find you a Bible right around here...