Last weekend was momentous for the hordes of mindless freshmen that have been resorting to drinking in their dorm or at SAE (ick!) ever since New Student Week.

Finally, themed frat parties!!! Not one... but two!!! And on the same day!!1! The Sig Ep Prep Party and ZBTahiti happened last Saturday, and even though they were both well-attended (read: cluster****s), the climate-conscious partygoers decided it'd be smarter to rock the cardigans instead of the coconuts as the temperature got down to the lower 40's.

Both parties had their fair share of beer, body heat and bad R&B, but Sig Ep takes the cake for controversy. The prep party got broken up around 1 a.m. but at least the stage didn't collapse this time. Although reports are coming in of another type of instability happening on the dancefloor...

It's a tale as old as time: the freshman blonde from Bobb trying to impress the senior frat brother by... going down on him? In the middle of the dancefloor?? Surrounded by the sweaty, drunken underage crowds???

Unfortunately, blonde from Bobb couldn't keep her balance while blowing and tried to get up by pulling on her guy's Cambridge tie. Bad idea cause they both ended up tumbling over, the girl in between his legs and the guy's bare butt on the beer-soaked floor. The source claims there's video footage documenting the incident, so we'll have to wait and see...

It just goes to show that you can pay for tuition, but you can't buy class. And wearing a pleaded skirt doesn't hide the fact that you're trashy. It emphasizes it.