Last night a story broke on North by Northwestern revealing my and a fellow OTR'ers identity. First of all, I agreed to sit down for the interview only if I would be granted complete anonymity. Obviously this was not the case and the editors decided it would generate more page views to make this story an expose.

Furthermore, my comments were completely taken out of context and misconstrued in the article. I hope you're happy NBN. With your "responsible" "journalism" you've managed to make a dedicated online news contributor look like nothing more than a chill, cool, laid-back, charismatic, handsome, snarky slacker. Expect libel and defamation charges.

And who knows how you managed to get your hands on those leaked photos? I took part in a photoshoot that was supposed to be "artistic" and never intended for public exposure. I'm so embarassed and apologize to all my readers.

Here's a statement from my lawyers regarding that travesty:
"A situation was created to deliberately manipulate a 21-year-old in order to generate page views."

Hey, wait. Now that I actually read the story. It's totally accurate. We are so full of ****.