Considering last night might as well have been a Saturday (thank you national holidays like MLK day), it makes sense people would roll into Dewick hungover and sore this morning.

But these four frat boy douches took hungover still drunk to a whole new low, featuring one particularly large douche screaming that he was "going to die."

They were screaming during most of their meal, harassing the ladies at the tables nearby and at one point the idiot yelling in this video started crawling to the coffee machine. Maybe he was trying to speed up his approaching death...