"Failures in Education" strives to bring you the, well... people who have had the educational system fail them. These are kids who think a homonym is a musical device; the kids who are full of stupid questions. So sit back, relax, and prepare to be amazed.

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(In History 152)
Teacher: "In this class we will be studying Reconstruction up until around the Cold War."
Idiot: "I thought this was American History?"

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(In Music 252, online discussion)
Idiot: "Is there a difference between 'Rock' and 'Rock And Roll'?"

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(EDU PAES 103, online discussion)
Prompt: "What do you think is the biggest obstacle to slow the spread of STDs?"
Idiot: "Making the holes in condoms smaller."

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(CS&E 201, in the labs)
Idiot: "I realize the keyboard thing stores what I have typed out, but how does it know when to save it?"
Teacher: "You press enter when you're done."
Idiot: "Which button is that?"

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