Tossing the 'bee has reached mondo popularity on Northwestern's campus. Let's see which disc teams have the best names and by the associative property (or some other math term that I can't remember anymore) the best chances of winning the season. It's not guessing, it's SCIENCE!

Co-Rec League:

1st Place: Hijabis and Punjabis
2nd Place: My Biological Father and Mother
Honorable Mention: Sticky Hands, Our MSgt can beat up your MSgt, Blitzkrieg Pt. 2

White League:

1st Place: Matsci Movable Object
2nd Place: Matsci Resistible Force
Honorable Mention: Cereal Killers, Red Barons, My Biological Father

And there you have it. Apparently, a lot of ultimate players are interested in finding their real parents. Good luck to them.