IM Sports: Where Your Team Name is the Most Important

Posted by wearyourshaydes 05/05/2008 09:55 AM
Tags: softball, intramural sports, word play
IM Sports: Where Your Team Name is the Most Important
Despite rainy weather and a weekend lacrosse tournament taking up field space, IM Sports are well underway. However, more important than the record and the roster is, of course, your team name. Northwestern has always been good with word play and the like, so let's make some season predictions based solely on team names:

Today's sport: IM Softball.

Co-Rec League:
1st Place: Random Bear Attack
2nd Place: Intravenous Demilo
Honorable Mention: Secret Glovers, Five Dollar Foot Longs, Slippery Bitches & The Goldenrod

White League:
1st Place: Old Spice High Endurance Long Lasting Sticks
2nd Place: Average Jew's Gym (AEPi)
Honorable Mention: Box o' Bits, Ry, Don't!
Purple League:
Only Place: Mcnamee's Minions
Honorable Mention: I know there's only eight teams, but where's the creativity?

Next time: IM Frisbee.
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