You freshmen will learn this quickly about the dining halls on campus: Quantity does not mean quality.

Those living on the north side of campus, sorry. You'll either lose weight because you don't eat or develop a nasty fetish for Twinkies.

Those of you on the south side are a little better off. It won't be gourmet, but it's not exactly vomit-inducing. Plus there's Norris, an overpriced and shitty food court, but it will look like a five-star restaurant after week one.

Some helpful suggestions:

1) Hinman. Stir-Fry Steve is both cool and a good cook. You can't eat it every day unless you feel like waiting in line for an hour. Sunday brunch there (while hungover) isn't bad either.

2) Allison. Edible. That's all the praise it gets.

3) Your own arm.

4) Anywhere else ... hope you like E. Coli with your dinner.