In one of his largest museum exhibitions to date, Japanese artist Takashi Murakami put out some interesting stuff. If the boobalicious transformer isn’t enough for you, check out the giant shrooms mural, the sculpture of a poorly endowed alien, and the sculpture of a masturbating boy with a semen lasso. Is this art? Don’t ask me; I’ll only say something snarky.

Murakami claims to criticize commercialism in his anime and manga inspired art, but he also accepts an assload of money to design Louis Vitton bags, which were conveniently on sale in the gift shop. The security guards at the Brooklyn Museum were also really strict about not taking pictures, so these are the product of careful, covert action. Why do anti-commercialists need to protect their copyrights, anyway?