LaTerryal Savoy was acquitted of a charge of indecent exposure Friday, after being accused of exposing himself to an Athletic Trainer at Michigan Stadium’s tunnel entrance. He'd allegedly greeted the trainer with his hands in his pants and 3-4 inches of his penis exposed (I don’t even want to know how much she didn’t see…).

In a he-said she-said situation, you can usually put your money on the student athlete to get away clean. And that’s exactly what happened. Savoy took the stand and said he didn’t recall even seeing the trainer there, although said he was indeed at the tunnel at the time of the accusation. He will be in discussion with Lloyd Carr regarding his potential reinstatement with the team.

Cheerleaders beware: you’re next on Savoy's list.