We'll miss you and your mediocre/entertaining news coverage, sweet Daily.

A bulletin at the top of the Daily's website says the newspaper is taking a break until January 8th. Turns out Medilldos have finals too. The jury's still out on families and souls though.

But what can we do until the Daily returns in 2008? They advise us to take a look at their Holiday Guide to tide us over. Unfortunately, the Holiday Guide only takes about five minutes to get through, because all you really need to do is skim the headlines and decide they are not really worth reading. "Bundle up to weather cold chills"? Will do.

Somehow, it looks like the campus will soldier on. But there had better be a whopping good edition after this break is over. Like, whopping good.