NU Commencement Speaker: Most Horrible Rumor Ever

NU Commencement Speaker: Most Horrible Rumor Ever
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For literally months, we at Northwestern have watched as other colleges have announced their graduation speakers, hoping against hope that we'd get Colbert.

Harvard gets J.K. Rowling. We'd take it, but no big deal. Harvey Mudd snags Bill Nye the Science Guy. Twinge of jealousy, but there's still Colbert, right? Wrong. According to recent rumors - Northwestern commencement '08 is going down with... Chicago's Mayor Richard M. Daley?

Seriously? ****ing Mayor Daley? Let's hope this is just a rumor, and not another notch in a series of disappointing things to happen in these last four years of college. I'm sure Daley's done nice things, but come on. You're telling me even Zach Braff was busy?
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Anonymous
the commencement speaker is going to be a woman and right now an offer is out to Oprah. She is first choice...get your facts (rumors) straight. Posted 03/13/2008 1:03 PMReply
wearyourshaydes
@ Anonymous: That's the fun thing about rumors - they don't have to be facts. That this exists as a rumor is out of my control, I personally hadn't heard any rumors of Oprah.

This is good to know, though. And a big step up.
Posted 03/13/2008 4:37 PMReply
Anonymous
it's officially daley Posted 03/17/2008 8:44 PMReply
Anonymous
Oprah is speaking at Stanford Posted 04/26/2008 3:16 PMReply
Anonymous
I agree. If I wanted to see Daley speak, I'd attend the May Day protests, or maybe even stroll down to one of his fav. south side hang outs. I do not need to see him on what is supposed to be an important day in my life. Boo NU, what ARE you thinking?! Posted 05/02/2008 12:23 AMReply
Anonymous
I hope there is a Q and A after the speech, so Daley can make up some words. Posted 05/27/2008 10:24 AMReply
Anonymous
Here is an apology from the Seniors:

http://www.petitiononline.com/amdsc08/petition.html
Posted 06/02/2008 12:53 PMReply

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