Old People Are Incredibly Depressing

Old People Are Incredibly Depressing
No, they weren't filming a Cocoon sequel on Bay State...the Boston Herald was just indulging some old woman's fantasy to sleep in her childhood bed and smell any scent that wasn't decay one last time.

Elizabeth Cabot Sluder, 87 and apparently bored out of her mind, recently visited her old home, 166 Bay State, with a reporter in tow. She jiggled every doorknob until she found a broken lock that allowed her to enter the house and use its toilets.

Honestly, why bother with security at all if you're going to allow rampaging seniors into dorms at their whim? Next thing you know, they're going to let John Silber roam the campus again.

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