Northwestern OTR: OMFG: Rumor Royalty Returns! Who Cares?

OMFG: Rumor Royalty Returns! Who Cares?

Posted by DJ PM 11/03/2008 01:58 AM
Category: Tags: Gossip Blogs, Rumor Royalty

Look who's back! Northwestern's very own version of Spencer Pratt (ok, you're right... he's totally more like Stephanie Pratt and Frankie's love child).

After being criticized and hacked, Rumor Royalty made another triumphant return this weekend. But Mr. K is sooo over writing about college, he's now waaay into writing about... himself and his extraordinary adventures in the city all attention whores call home... Hollywood!

Will you keep reading?

Yes!!!1! I'm a freshman girl and I've been reading Rumor Royalty since Mr. K started spamming the Class of 2012 group on Facebook!!! I'm addicted!!! I love it as much as wearing leggings as pants!!!!

Of course! I mean... what's more fabulous that the lives of former NU students with entry-level jobs in Los Angeles drunk driving to "hot spots" like Hyde and mingling with "celebrities" like Kim Kardashian?

Ok...rush is coming up, and I totally want to be in Theta, but I'm not cute enough or social enough. So being myself is completely out of the question. RR's secrets are indispensable.

Duh! I'm Mr. K, and the only thing I love more than writing about myself in the third person is reading what I wrote about about myself in the third person OUT LOUD!

Yes, even though reading the site gave my computer herpes.