I have a confession to make: I used to be a huge Hills fan, a Hillspert if you will. But recently, I've realized that Charlize Theron is right. The show is about NOTHINGGGGG! But maybe that's why I'm so mesmerized. Why waste my time watching something, when I can waste my time watching nothing?

But ratings have been going down hill for The Hills ever since the explosive and brilliant Lauren/Heidi/"You know what you did!" confrontation. Our source (an NU student interning at MTV development) now confirms that producers are desperate for more drama to make the show the sensation it once was way before everyone realized it was about NOTHINGGGGG and they had to rely on carefully-applied black mascara tears.

The drama du jour? Lauren is a "slut" and a "liar" and hooked up with Audrina's part-time lover (full-time sketchball) JustinBobby. Lauren's response? "Ew."

Even more controversial (not really), producers are slowly but surely crafting a Lauren and Heidi reunion and the end of Speidi for the season 4 finale. Because, even in real life, things always come full circle.