Criminal masterminds, yet again, stump NC police.

"Raleigh, NC (AHN) - Police in North Carolina are trying to investigate eight separate shoplifting incidents since March involving hundreds of women's undergarments and perfumes stolen from Victoria's Secret stores in Raleigh, Cary and Durham."

Are they targeting Victoria's Secret? Or are they trying to make a statement about how underwear is a woman's bane?

"Police are also suspecting the scheme my be part of a larger network"

Maybe it's all Hillary Clinton's conspiracy to do away with the bra.

The Manchurian Candidate...but with lacy bustiers.