Penn State creepers have been at an all time high recently, especially now with a member of the basketball team being accused of masturbating in Pattee Library in front a female student.

What happened to just asking a girl to get coffee?

He apparently told the girl he was "selling hand lotion for the basketball team" and then she saw his shadow around the corner getting busy with his lotion.

When he was interviewed by the police, he told a female officer

"I wasn't masturbating, that's just how I chill, ma'am".

He called what he does "a bad habit".

No kidding.