A Penn State student was intrigued when, Saturday evening, he came across something his football team had been looking for all day: a Touchdown. A few hours later he was lying outside of the bar, on the sidewalk, unconscious and bleeding from the head. Apparently, our unconscious friend attacked a bouncer who was removing a fellow Penn Stater for stealing from and sexually harassing a waitress. Once outside, the off-duty/intoxicated bouncer who was attacked responded by knocking our victim down and punching him five times before fleeing down South Forest.

For all of you at Michigan, let this be an example of what not to do after a road game. Michigan has a pretty good rep in terms of how we treat visiting fans, even despite this and other incidents. If any of you went to Columbus and pulled this kind of shit, you would be shot.