Do people like this understand the idea of form over function?

After the previous look into alternative modes of transportation, it was decided (kind of) that longboards were pretty cool, depending on who was riding them. However, a new, exponentially more offensive technology is upon us: Razor scooters.

Not really "new" in any sense of the word, but certainly new in their prominence on campus. Razor scooters were okay when you were in fourth grade, but you know something's wrong when even today's fourth graders think that Razor scooters are lame.

So here's the question: can anyone on this campus pull off riding a scooter to class ironically? These kids should probably learn to skateboard or start walking, as the scooter really only functions to draw attention to their presumably virgin status.