Senior Cubs Game: Girls Standing in the Line for the Bathroom

Senior Cubs Game: Girls Standing in the Line for the Bathroom
An interesting observations at the Senior Cubs game at Wrigley field last night: while many NU seniors embraced the traditions of the all-American pastime (hot dogs, beer, 7th inning stretch), some classy ladies decided to embrace another tradition of their own.

Almost every inning a group of hyperactive girls would hurry and giggle their ways to and fro the restrooms, while their friends teased them and yelled the lyrics to Pharrel's "Everybody Nose."

And what would Kanye say about these senior girls' favorite pastime?
"She stopped drinking diet coke, she on that coke diet,
She bat, she bat her eyelids, that girl is so wired,
I know she so tired, but oooh she on fire,
Hundred dollar bill, look at you look at you,
A hundred dollar bills, this ain't new, this ain't new,
From that Paris, Lindsay, Britney, Mary-Kate and Whitney,
People say that they clean, mother****er don't bullshit me!"
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