What would we do without North by Northwestern? Where else can we get our obvious generalizations about college life updated daily?

The online publication started by overzealous Medillians reveals this week that college students like to have a good time. Young people are careless, self-centered and immature.

The writer finds that we like to drive kind of fast, don't have much money, smoke too much weed (too much!?), have sex rather often, devote some time to pop culture, and maybe overuse our credit cards. Hmmm, really?

She also thinks we should change our detrimental, sociopathic ways. But why would we want to? This is the only time we can get away with it. So embrace it! Get that tattoo, have that glass of cheap champagne, get arrested!

At times interesting but mostly banal, NBN is totally the campus version of  USA Today.