St. John's student performs first Bob Ross keg stand

St. John's student performs first Bob Ross keg stand

History was made last friday as I performed the first Bob Ross keg stand in recorded history. You will notice in the pictures that I was suspended exactly 90 degrees to the ground, completely putting my body upside down.

 

What makes a textbook Bob Ross keg stand?

- maximum body tilt, without letter the afro drop to the ground.

- constantly smiling

- Lame-Nike shoes, pointed parallel to the ground

 

If you can accomplish all this, you have successfully performed a 10 out of 10 Bob Ross keg stand. 

 

Oh also remember to have a thumb in a painters palate. If you have two free hands, then you are not a true Bob Ross.

 

 

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