The Exponent reported today on a new service available to Purdue Students.  Simply named 'Dorm Mom,' the service is exactly like it sounds:  You pay an older woman $320 per semester to come and clean your dorm room.  Other services include water delivery, grocery shopping, and laundry.

So who exactly is this service for?  Well, if Mommy cleaned your room and did all of your chores all through high school, and Daddy foots the bill for everything you do now in college (or vice versa), then this service is for you.  Relieve yourself of responsibility and give Dorm Mom a call.