Prescription pills are the new it drugs on campus, according to... me! Even mad scientists are doping.

It's time now for an unofficial poll brought to you by the new CollegeOTR technology. In the photo above, leave a comment on the drug of YOUR choice. You anonymous gorillas are huge tweakers!

Hey, whatever it is, can't be as bad as those Florida kids whose drug of choice is, literally, ****.

From an article on ABC News:

     Police in Naples, Fla., are on the lookout for users of "jenkem," a homemade drug created by allowing human urine and feces to ferment in a bottle with a balloon covering the opening. Users inhale the released methane gas from the balloon to get a "euphoric high similar to ingesting cocaine, but with strong hallucinations of times past," according to a Collier County Sheriff's Office bulletin.

     The downside: "Subjects who used the jenkem disliked the taste of sewage in their mouth and the fact that the taste continued for several days"

Has it really come to this? I mean, c'mon! Get some Robitussin, do the robot, stop sniffing poop.