Of note: Every major thoroughfare in campus is blocked off somewhere - which is kind of a cruel joke for the poor freshman who is on the hunt for Lunt, but somehow walking into Harris at 7:58. All this construction means that it's going to take you at least an extra four minutes to get to Tech from Parkes by having to trudge Sheridan, and could add as much as sixteen extra minutes if you get run over by that guy who has attached wheels to several pairs of his shoes (including flip flops!) and skates sideways down the sidewalk.

The construction is also making it impossible to get to Philly's Best, anywhere on Orrington, and the condemned crack den on Garnett. Suggestions for secret paths, time-saving devices, and alternate crack sources welcomed.