Team Wins Superbowl, No One Riots

Team Wins Superbowl, No One Riots
Quiet Riot? Anyone? Ah, you're no fun.

After receiving no less than three emails from various campus higher-ups warning us of the impending, post-apocalyptic doom that would immediately follow the Superbowl, I must confess that I'm a little disappointed.

Where are the burning cars?
Why is no one looting the bookstore?
Why has no one flipped over Gifford House?

You really dropped the ball, student body. The administration may have overhyped the chaos and drunken destruction, but we could have lived out our wildest Mad Max-style dreams, people! Alas -- until, next year.
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The Agent
Hh come on, feel the noize!

(get it?)
Posted 02/03/2008 11:43 PMReply
Anonymous
good one broski Posted 02/04/2008 04:00 AMReply
The Merry Widow
Normally I love a good (aka bad) pun, but ... Quiet Riot? That one just hurts, Peasant. Posted 02/04/2008 05:01 AMReply
Anonymous
G-MEN WHOOOOOOOOOOO EAT THAT PATRIOTS FANS!! SUCK A DICK! 18-1! Posted 02/04/2008 11:22 AMReply
Anonymous
**** you anonymous you look like a ****ing monkey Posted 02/05/2008 4:55 PMReply

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