After receiving no less than three emails from various campus higher-ups warning us of the impending, post-apocalyptic doom that would immediately follow the Superbowl, I must confess that I'm a little disappointed.

Where are the burning cars?
Why is no one looting the bookstore?
Why has no one flipped over Gifford House?

You really dropped the ball, student body. The administration may have overhyped the chaos and drunken destruction, but we could have lived out our wildest Mad Max-style dreams, people! Alas -- until, next year.