The fifth and last day. The final two. Are you ready?

The final word on NU Greeks is about to be revealed. I would like to thank those anonymous commentators who were ENRAGED that this list is not what they typically envision. Controversial and arbitrary as it may be, this is the DEFINITIVE list, and you’re just going to have to deal. But again I thank you for caring so much about the rankings, cause I don’t even care, and I came up with it! Welcome to the 21st century where being facetious is totally in (unlike those colored UGG boots).

You can always start your own blog, come up with some ridiculous way to rank the organizations, place GAPS between them to clarify distinctions, make sure to propagate superficial stereotypes. Give a shit. The rest of us will be out, having a blast with Greeks and mortals alike. It’s ****ing Friday!

Day One
Day Two
Day Three
Day Four

The LIST (in no particular order cause rankings are kind of fascist):

Sororities:
A Phi
DG
Gamma Phi
Kappa

Fraternities:
DU
The Expatriates
Phi Delt
ZBT

AND THE FINAL TWO:

Sorority:
Tri Delt- Although they have a stereotype of being slutty party girls, Tri Delts are so much more than that. They can out-dance any ho and out-drink any bro-- a deadly combination indeed. With a slew of funny girls to bring levity to the house, can’t you just picture the midnight pillow fights? From revealing their sororitastic secrets to speaking up for Smirnoff, these girls know how to make an impression. Also their bad girl gone pop star’s single, “Another Me” is more addicting than crack. All in all, I wouldn't take sex advice from anyone but a Tri Delt.

Fraternity:
Fiji- Walking into the Fiji house is like walking into that O.D.B. video with the glow-in-the-dark painted walls and the underground rap blasting from the rooms. It’s a psychedelic adventure with or without the help of illicit substances. Apparently, their formals are just as much of a shit show because they don’t care to impress. And don’t forget that one of the sickest DJ’s at NU happens to call Fiji home.