The Best Fraternities & Sororities (Part 2)
By DJ PM (Chief Contributor) Tags: OTRS ULTIMATE GUIDE to GREEK, Greek Life, Sororities, Fraternities, ZBT Kappa
Created: 02/12/2008
2:37 PM
2:37 PM
People have said that I should give a little explanation to justify my choices so they don't seem completely arbitrary. Even thought they are completely arbitrary, and I haven't really paid attention to Greek life since that Sig Ep Prep School Party sophomore year, when the stage collapsed.
But I guess I can give a few words as to why these kids made it on the definitive list of Fraternities and Sororities.
So without further ado:
ZBT: They're Jewish and they have that cool house up on that hill. Props to them for trying to be more inclusive and getting some non-Jewish kids to join.
Kappa: You can recognize a Kappa by what she wears to the Deuce (see above), but the fact that they are "on top" stops them from trying too hard. Now they can focus all their energies into marrying a rock star.
Comments 
Anonymous says,
Kappa's in for a change. They had the smallest new member class this year and were far from making quota (twenty-eight girls to thirty-six). Fluke year or new trend? Guess we'll see how they hold up next year.
Posted 02/13/2008 08:03 AM
Anonymous says,
I agree about Kappa, but ZBT is definitely not deserving of the second title. Their Mardi Gras and Tahiti parties both sucked bigtime.
Posted 02/13/2008 09:44 AM
Anonymous says,
I think an appropriate maxim would be:
"I wanna get with a guy in SigEp or Lodge, but I'd want my daughter to be getting with a guy in ZBT."
All around very nice, classy guys. Some chillers, some a little uptight but with redeeming, albeit nerdy, qualities.
"I wanna get with a guy in SigEp or Lodge, but I'd want my daughter to be getting with a guy in ZBT."
All around very nice, classy guys. Some chillers, some a little uptight but with redeeming, albeit nerdy, qualities.
Posted 02/13/2008 8:29 PM
Anonymous says,
kappa sucks, its just abunch of bitches and hoes who have daddy pay for everything. visa visa mastercard, so the saying goes.
Posted 03/18/2008 9:58 PM
Anonymous says,
KKG = Kauta Kauta Clappa, Kappa Kappa Gonorrhea, Double date? Double the penicillin!
Posted 05/18/2008 01:20 AM
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