In an epic battle of being able to spin a big wheelie thingie, Harvard was wholly decimated by San Francisco State University.

Shaina Trotta '09 competed on Wheel of Fortune's college edition last night, taking away a respectable $3,000 or roughly 250 handles of Gordon's finest. However, she was ultimately pulverized by her totally not-even-USNews-ranked competitor, who made out with $64,800.

Now the true question on everyone's minds: was Vanna White still around? Is she still bangable in a Playboy circa 1988 sort of way?