An addendum that begins with a question:

Are you married? No? Then get that the **** off Facebook.

Unless you're actually married, you're no longer allowed to put "married" as your relationship status. If you are married, good for you. Although there's a pretty good chance you won't be for much longer. Sorry.

Back to the original point, though. Being "married" when you're not in reality is annoying the rest of us. Especially if, under interests, you put the following:

    Searching professional sports teams for future rich husband candidates 

The marriages also confuse news feed, too. It's very diatribe-inducing to happen upon what one thinks is scandalous relationship status change only to find that it's a joke that got old.

C'mon people. Facebook rules are common sense. Your profiles are there to let people know more about you, not make them think you're a waste of oxygen.