There Will Be HOLES!

There Will Be HOLES!
There's a giant hole on the ground blocking the intersection of Sherman & Emerson. Possible theories:

1. Evanston got hit by an asteroid.
2. Evanton City Council has had enough with high gas prices and is on a one-town mission to drill and drill all throughout Sherman and Foster to find its own source of oil.
3. Evanston has been deemed an archeological hotbed. **** traffic, we're digging until we find the ruins of some Native tribe, or dinosaurs!
Advertisement

Comments

Leave a comment


Please enter the text you see below or login to post with a username.