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News that’s in any way appealing comes rarely from Ann Arbor during Summer Term, so to spare you all from the reaching Ripe Produce stories that get a good deal of complaints, I’m opening up a Michigan OTR edition of The University of Michigan’s Best Bets. The best bets will ask and hopefully answer some questions that incoming freshman may have as they get ready to make their first impressions on campus. There will be a new topic to be voted on every day until I run out of ideas and get desperate like new seasons of Family Guy, running the earlier success into the ground. Get over it.

Post an answer in the comments if you don’t like the options and if others agree, it will be added to the options. If you guys have your own best bet questions you want to see put up feel free to send them in to the tip line and if they don’t suck I may use a few.
 

Part IX:

Freshmen who come to campus and see all of the frat parties with open doors may not realize that once rush begins, the doors close. For those who decide not to rush, the only way you’ll find yourself at a frat party is if you have boobs, or if you bring friends who have boobs. At least more boobs than non-boobs. Boobs. You get the idea. Anyhoo, what is there to do once you’ve either been refused from the frat parties because your friends are unattractive or you realize that you’ve been going to frat parties for the last 2-3 years and have become sort of pathetic? Ann Arbor has a wide variety of clubs and bars that can be a tad cliquey in terms of age, but regardless of that, the ninth question of Michigan’s Best Bets asks: What is the best club/bar to go to once frat parties are behind you?