You want some more public masturbation, Tufts? You got it. The Daily's (amazingly headlined) story, "Public masturbation persistent at Tisch Library," was picked up by popular Gawker media blog Jezebel (one of the editors is a Tufts alum, btdubs). Meanwhile, commenters both here and on the Daily site are complaining that the headline was misleading and disrespectful because it "implied the perpetrators were students."

Um, what headline did you read? Because the one I read didn't say anything about students at all. The more public masturbation headlines the better, in my world.