Might as well have gotten a hollowed out keg.

At a Saturday party on Garnett, things were going quite well until the keg ran out circa midnight. No worries though, as these kids thought ahead and had another keg waiting in the wings. Good planning, right?

Unfortunately, the hosts' reaction times were rather delayed and half of the guests left before the auxiliary keg was brought in. By that time, most people were upstairs drinking cans of beer instead.

So what do the hosts do - get everyone back downstairs to continue drinking the keg beer which will inevitably be flat and useless in the morning? No, too easy. Instead, the hosts vacate the downstairs entirely, telling everyone to go upstairs and drink canned beer or go home. For shame, party hosts.

This was quite possibly the most flagrant abuse of a keg ever witnessed on this campus. In the future, party-throwers, make sure you as a host are both receptive to guests' needs and also smart enough to realize that while canned beers last forever, kegs are kind of a one time thing. And an expensive one at that.