We've all watched the Maury Show. It's kind of like our generation's version of a circus freak-show. Only instead of the "dog-faced girl" or "lobster-boy" we get women who can't pick their baby-daddy out of a crowd of men and "Out of Control 10-year-olds." So you can imagine our surprise when we received an e-mail about internship opportunities at Maury. If you're interested make sure to leave your dignity at the door, and search for your soul, your parents may have sold it.

One of the big benefits of being a Penn State student is the huge alumni network once you finally look for a job. According to Graham Spanier's State of the University address this year, "one out of every 115 Americans with a bachelor’s degree graduated from Penn State." And the multiple internship opportunities that come from the various list-servs are great, but really, an internship at the Maury Show? It's kinda surprising to find that they actually use college-educated people to work on that show.

How do you think an internship on the Maury Show factors in on your job hunt? Really, when you're looking for that first real job after graduation, it's gotta be a toss-up on whether to tell them about your work on the Maury Show, or that felony battery charge you have pending.

We say go with the felony, you probably have a good explanation for that one. The Maury Show ... no excuse.