Playboy, Inc. will continue its attempts to revive the struggling company, which reported a 47.6 million dollar loss in 2000, by launching Playboy U, a social networking site aimed at promoting the playboy lifestyle to college students.

But don't start taking the clothes off yet theta girls, Playboy U has a non-nude policy; but just as facebook opened its doors to youngins and parents, it seems it will be just a matter of time before Playboy U invites its members to bare it all.

So why should you leave Facebook for Playboy? By joining you get access to pictures from the mansion's "Midsummer Night's Dream" party (because there's such a shortage of porn on the internet) and can even take part in sweet forum discussions such as "What Do You Think About Penis Enlargement"?

Nice try Playboy, but why don't you continue marketing to dirty old men and those who read your magazine for the "articles."