This year's Greek Week concert will take place Friday, September 14th, from 9 pm-midnight. Headlining the show is Pat Green, joined by The Dirt Drifters. Could this year's lineup somehow be a result of Coolio's onstage shenanigans at last year's Greek Week concert? Pat Green's official bio states his new album features "radio-friendly country extolling the virtues of being a good ol' boy." No way would this good ol' boy molest girls during his performance, right?

Let's hope so. If we've got to listen to country music blasting on the lawn, we best not have to watch our fellow students being treated like slabs of sexy onstage beef.

But, yes, if you were wondering, this is why they've been setting up those pesky fences on Alumni Lawn. No, they are not already setting up for Rites. Though Vanderbilt would do that.